June 2010
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The Amish and the Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “What is this, Father?”
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is.”
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“He went from being a great basketball coach to a great Yooper to an icon. How...”
– George Perles about Tom Izzo
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“Febreze” is Italian for “Fuck it, why even try to clean?” From...”
– @derekasaurus