January 2011
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Brilliant review of Minecraft!
Disney Vegas?
Me: What is with all the Disney commercials recently?
My Wife: Kids see them and go nuts, begging to go.
Me: Really? Kids go apeshit to go to Disney? Even if they've never been?
My Wife: Are you kidding? All their little buddies come back and tell them about it. It's like Vegas for adults but with free blow and hookers.
Olympic Acting
My Wife: They should put acting in the Olympics. Who do you think would win?
Me: England wins the gold and in a stunner, Australia takes the silver over the Americans.
The leader and the speaker have established their integrity and their mendacity...
– Rep. Steve King, an Iowa Republican, praising the Republican leaders of the House for their “integrity and mendacity.” Mendacity, by definition, means untruthfulness or deceit. (via officialssay)