June 2011
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Open Source Project Maintainer Sarcastic Response...
Need a sarcastic response to a support interaction as an open source project maintainer? Look no further!
I’ll just retype the docs into this email for you.
Please send me an email personally, because the mailing list is full of other people who can help.
I don’t need to see any code to answer that.
Just paste the very last line of the traceback please, I’ve memorized all...
Watchteamcoco:
Conan O’Brien delivered the 2011 commencement address this morning at Dartmouth College. Congratulations to all the graduates. Enjoy!
Brilliant.
Overheard in New York
Girl #1: If I were pregnant, when would I start throwing up? I mean, like, where can I get an abortion? Will they tell my parents?
Girl #2: I don’t know. Why does everyone always ask me?
Boy: ‘Cause you’re a whore.
Six Word Stories
“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”
– Ernest Hemingway
“Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.”
– William Shatner
“Gown removed carefully. Head, less so.”
– Josh Whedon
“Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?”
– Eileen Gunn
